: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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