i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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