we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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