Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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