So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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