On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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