is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize