hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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