Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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