have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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