I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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