I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We need to get me chipped asap
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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