ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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