I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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