I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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