their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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