im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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