i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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