why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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