It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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