Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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