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I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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