How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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