dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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