we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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