My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It's shark week go big or go home
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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