check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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