Buhtt sex?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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