i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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