Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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