It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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