I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
