My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
wow bdsm is so cute
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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