they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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