Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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