i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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