Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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