just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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