so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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