so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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