rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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