we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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