is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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