i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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