The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
love makes seman taste better
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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