i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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