So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Who died my cat blue again?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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