It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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