I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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