Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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