we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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