just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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