I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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