This girl is more easily done than said...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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